Do you keep in mind Storm Floris?
Sure, it was windy. 100mph winds, trains have been cancelled, flights have been delayed, I feel in Nuneaton, a wheelie bin blew over.
However certainly this was excellent news for Ed Miliband.
Ed Miliband loves wind. He loves a wind turbine.
President Donald Trump nonetheless…
However, Ed Miliband loves wind generators a lot he desires to place them in your again backyard.
He desires to place them everywhere in the Pennines – which the acquired the Guardian up in arms as a result of it's Bronte nation! No we will't destroy Bronte nation…say the identical Guardianistas that in all probability don’t have any qualms about there being a large £2m mega-mosque constructed rural Cumbria…
Ed Miliband even desires to place wind generators as tall because the Eiffel Tower within the English Channel.
The one approach I'd be in favour of that’s if it acted as a wall to cease the unlawful invasion of Britain.
Ed Miliband appears to be like at wind generators in the way in which that the majority blokes have a look at engaging ladies, he appears to be like at wind generators in the way in which that an overweight individual appears to be like at a Gregg's steak bake, he appears to be like at wind generators in the way in which that Bob Marley checked out hashish – he loves them a lot, that in his spare time, he likes to take his little ukelele out and sing to them.
So for failed Labour chief and infamous brother shafter – a reference to when he knifed him within the again all these years in the past, not the rest – Ed iliband, Storm Floris will need to have been like all his birthdays rolled into one.
It was too windy for the wind generators. We needed to flip them off and it price the British taxpayer £33m. We needed to flip them off as a result of they might have overwhelmed the grid and all of the lights would have gone out.
In reality, wasted wind energy has price Britain an estimated £752m thus far this 12 months – equal to greater than £140,000 per hour. The price has risen from £456m over the identical interval in 2024.
The price is predicted to be billions of kilos over the subsequent few years.
However Ed doesn't care about your cash – he's personally completely minted, and he appears joyful to waste your money on his large inexperienced ego journey.
One in every of his advisors racked up 40,000 in air miles final 12 months.
Ed Miliband can get his little ukelele out and strum it in entrance of as many wind generators as he likes, however the truth is, when it will get too windy we now have to show them off, and we now have to depend on oil and gasoline.